The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.
listen when guys layer shirts like this
that’s actually all it takes once that happens i don’t even need to hear him speak i don’t care what kind of music he likes or how he feels about obama or how many potential stds he has just give me that shirt on a guy and the next scene in our lives will be a wedding i am the definition of easy i just need some layered fabrics
I did this once and it was the only time a girl ever complimented me on my outfit
i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
i should not be laughing this hard
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
Every person on earth should read this.
"Your mom is gaaay!"
Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here