My anaconda will consider it
I have a fear of rejection..
Time for tea!
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
i think its cute how a humans normal reaction to a loud noise is to make a loud noise back
I should probably go to sleep…
I should probably-
when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post